Why i’m sitting here looking for something to watch before bed and theres absolutely nothing atall on 900 channels. NINE HUNDRED CHANNELS!!!!!!!! With that many channels there should be a whole channel dedicated to showing exactly what I want to what when i want to watch it.

And as i’m typing i’ve found Eddie Murph - Raw. Nice one, i’ll watch that i think. Eddie when he was still actually funny. What a surprise though, its been on for 32 seconds and now we have 12 minutes of adverts!!!! And to think people illegally down load TV shows, why would you want to do that?? its much more fun to watch 84 million adverts per episode.

Smallville rocks!! watch it!! Superman is not one of my favourite comic book dudes possibly because its a DC comic and i’m more of a Marvel kinda guy but, i’ve been checking out smallville and its pretty wicked although i’m up to where its at on TV and that sucks, i dont do patience very well so waiting a week for the next installment is rubbish.

Lost? You bet your arse i am!! Three quarters of the way through season two and can you please tell me why we still dont know what in the name of Zeus’ butthole is going on!! Sure some questions have been answered……..with more frickin questions and the weirdness is piled so high now that i really cant see much being resolved in the last couple of episodes of the season so, looks like we’ll be getting Lost Season 3. Not sure i can stand it to be honest!! If you arent already stuck watching this show then dont start watching til its over is my advice, that way you arent left hanging like a chump only to find one of the characters wakes up on a plane from Australia and it was all a weird paranoid, very implausible dream/mare.